Snowman's Finger

The practise of freezing a length of faeces with a view to using it as a masturbatory tool.

Mike: What did you do over the weekend, Pete?

Pete: Froze some sh*t and used it to pleasure Patricia.

Mike: Ah, the old snowman's finger, eh.

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snowman slayer

a human who destroys snowmen and snowwomen, usually by beheading them.

Herb was definitly killed by a snowman slayer.

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Frosty the snowman

A loveable snowman who stays with Santa clauas💖💖💖

Frosty the snowman was a happy jolly soul

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Friendly Snowmaning

An altered state of consciousness or 'high' achieved by simultaneously snorting cocaine and smoking heroin; a blood vessel friendly version of snowballing.

Man I feel so sick today friendly snowmaning last night ruined me.

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Froster the Snowman

The conscious or semi-unconscious drunken experience of being "shot the wad" all over your body (much like jumping into a pool of KY jelly), all the while being frosted like a cake by someone who resembles a snowman. This leaves you with a new nick name for your partner "Froster the Snowman"

Female: "Hey Froster the Snowman!"
Male: "Mo mo, why are you calling me that?"
Female: "Oh, simply because you shot your wad all over me, AND because you look like a snowman!"
Male: "Hahahaha oh yeah, I forgot we already discussed this!"

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Snowman Castle

A huge line of really good cocaine

I laid my brother out a nice snowman castle at the beach.

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I'm not snowman

What you have to say when someone roasts you

john: you're as fat as a cheese burger

You: I'm not snowman

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