When a female has worked out too much or has gotten so fat that her back is very wide. Her head looks small compared to her vast back. The shape of the back resembles a king cobra with it's hood extended.
Lark, did you see Mona at the bar
Yeah, she has quite the cobra back, she should lay of the lat machine at the gym.
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When a man goes to the bathroom to pee and the stream goes in two different directions.
wee piss peeing pissing number 1 cobra tongue cobra tongue
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When you take a dump so big it rests on the toilet bowl like a cobra.
"Dude I'm not gonna take a dump in there, there is a Toilet Cobra in there ready to strike."
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Girl 1: Brittany! Come into the water with us!
Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.
Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.
The definition of hell in one damn chicken
βSatan sent the damn cobra chickens againβ
A co worker that thinks everyone has better jobs than them, and rats other workers out. It can also be shortened to G.C. This person must be always be angry and ready to strike like a cobra, and must smell like a rotting bag of shit, dipped in hot vinegar
Oh shit son! Here comes Gravy Cobra! G.C.!!!
Man, that fucking G.C. is stinkin the whole place up today!
When you poop and it swirls around the toilet like a cobra.
I thought I was going to have a Poop-nado but it was actually a beautiful chocolate cobra.