Eskimo Sex

Sexual intercourse involving ones nose.

Pinnochio could give good eskimo sex if he tried.

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Eskimo Joe

A altenative rock band from Australia. They kick some major ass, and everyone needs to buy one of their skeleton-print t-shirts they wear in the video for 'Sarah'.

They have three albums out, most recent is 'Black Fingernails, Red Wine'.

Loser: Who the fuck are these emo punks?
Non-Mentally Challenged Individual: Are you kidding? Eskimo Joe are the shit. They do the alternative rock/power pop/goth pop awesomely.

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Eskimo Village

A network or gathering of people who have an interlocking web of sexual relationships, inevitably containing several eskimo brothers, eskimo sisters and usually an underlying feeling of awkwardness.

Aaron hooked up with Tera; Tera is now dating Tommy, who had a three-way with Maggie and Krista; Krista is now with Hugo; Hugo once cheated on Krista with Cynthia, who is now with Aaron. Now if things go well at this planned parenthood protest and I get lucky with Maggie, I can join this Eskimo village.

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Taming The Eskimo

To masterbate or stroke the genitals in any way shape or form.

There is a kid I know who is always Taming The Eskimo in school.

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Eskimo Dad

Same as eskimo brother, but when two guys each have a child with one woman.

John had a kid with Sarah.
Dave had a kid with Sarah.
Therefore John and Dave are Eskimo Dads.

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Eskimo Twins

When you and your bro have only had sex with the same exact girls.

Yo Pat and Chad both fucked Sara, Clare, Beth, Sexy Beth, Lori, Meredith, Big Tits Ethel, and Tim. They’re Eskimo Twins!

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daily eskimo

When two lesbians have sexual relations when the temperature is under 32 degrees F. One girl has her perky nipple, and sticks it in the other girls vagina, resembling a penis.

Spooner's Mom and Mike's Mom daily eskimo'd last week. It was 15 degrees.

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