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A large or constipated stool that requires leaning forward and slapping the front of the toilet bowl as a compensatory measure to expel the aforementioned stool. May be accompanied by the tapping of the feet, heavy breathing, sharp pains and an internal promise to eat less and drink more water.
Too much heavy holiday food has made for some excruciating trips to the restroom. Last nights turd was a real bowl slapper. I needed the handicap rails for extra grip.
Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.
Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.
Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.
Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.
A person that gives a bad hand-job
That girl she as terrible. She is such a slong slapper
Hey man, that girl last night had some salami slappers on her!
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A person who farts in a public place and fans their ass making it appear that they are slapping their fart
Reed- wow ... Smell that
Ranger - stop it Reed ur such a fart slapper
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A guy who gives and receives high-fives excessively. A guy who slaps a lot of hands.
"You wear jeans?" asked the hand slapper, "Dude, so do I." slap hands
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A turd so long that when it breaks off, it falls foward and slaps you in the balls.
This burrito is going to turn into a ball slapper.
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