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real world

When MTV first broadcast "The Real World" it was a cool show. Now it's scripted like all the other so-called "reality shows" on TV.

Every season of "The Real World" has the same damn characters:

1) THE SUAVE BLACK DUDE;
2) THE STUPID WHITE GUY;
3) THE HOUSE SLUT;
4) THE "TOKEN" (token gay, token Asian, etc.);
5) THE WEIRD ONE;
6) THE NAIVE KID/GIRL FROM A SMALL TOWN; and
7) THE CRAZY ONE.

by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004

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the world is a vampire

--reference to the Smashing Pumpkins song "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"

when an event or circumstance reminds you of how stupid/evil/unfair humanity is.

person 1: "I just got a parking ticket for no reason! what the fuck!"
person 2: "man, the world is a vampire!"

by tigirah February 21, 2008

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What the World

Used by many asian cool cats that cannot speak proper english and refuse to use the word "in". WTW can also be used on various websites as well.

Hey Mom I'm going to get run over by a car today. WHAT THE WORLD!

by needsteeds August 23, 2011

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Beakman's World

A show that aired in the 90's and was fronted by Paul Zaloom a satirist and performance artist who called himself Beakman and acted rather flamboyantly.

Many people who remember the show remember it fondly, it was almost like Pee Wee's playhouse meets Bill Nye the science guy.

It showcased a mad scientist, a rat-man-creature, numerous female assistants and penguins doing science projects and dispelling myths among other things.

Now, I'm quite sure it has a huge stoner fanbase, because the show is very, very trippy.

It was a sad day when they took Beakman's World off the air in 1997.

Random stoner - "I'm gonna go smoke a blunt and watch Beakman's World, wanna come?"

by Toee August 30, 2006

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