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a fatass psycho lonely dike who no one likes and takes up so much fucking space its insane
Student 1: did you see coach miller today? she looks bigger than usual!
Student 2: i know right? how is that fat cunt a gym teacher but has never once stepped in an actual gym her entire life, thats crazy.
Someone who is at home watching a sport event (such as football etc.) on television at home and thinks that they know how to play the sport better than those that are actually competing. This leads to unnecessary yelling of comments towards the screen, which the athletes can not hear anyway.
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
*PASS THE BALL! COME ON! PASS THE BALL!*
Come on dude, quit being such a couch coach.
A deadly man, stay away! Don't mess with him, or he will get you. Tall male. he farts a lot...don't go on a date with him or he will fart on your food before you get it. He always wears crazy sock. He also has an insanely big booty puttooty.
DEFFINETLY DON'T BE A COACH MIK.
An unempathetic coach
He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do
“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”
“That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”
the best history teacher ever. best basketball coach. don’t ever trust coach hall fun though.
guy 1- have you heard about coach hall?
guy2- yeah he’s the best teacher ever!
In the year 420 B.C. a mortal man known as San Ricardo confused the infinity stones with pop rocks and this summoned the gods of LDub. He was given a Bucks sweatshirt and a pair of sweatpants by the gods. He'd wear them for the rest of his life. Finally, the gods gave him the power of "The Clap" The clap was so power it made men quiver, cry, and soil themselves. Men, women, and children feared the grooviness of The Clap's power. With the clap of his hands, the oceans parted, empires crumbled, and the universe bended to his will. He used this power for good though. He rode along on his majestic steed (The LW Van) with sunglasses and used his powers to solve world hunger by giving everyone a McChicken, donut sticks, and tickets to the Fiserv. His words of wisdom such as "bang, bang", "we outta here", and "LETS GOOO" were studied by generation after generation. Simply put, Reichert is Radical
Doofus 1: Have you seen Avengers: Endgame?
Doofus 2: No
Doofus 1: Well Coach Reichert claps Thanos and kills all the Avengers too, and the world..ALL IS LEFT IS REICHERT
Doofus 2: BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!? YOU ARE A STANKY SPOILER