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The act of sitting on anothers back with speaded ass cheeks while delivering a devastating fart.
I just snuck into Daves' room and gave him the Tijuana Back Massage of his life. He's probablly going to need to shower.
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Sex change operation per ZZ Top "Zipper Job". Usually from a man to a woman.
Hey- did you hear that Sylvester got a Tijuana Tuck and Roll? Now he has to use the ladies room!
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An occasion where an airborne individual proceeds to drop a deuce mid-flight.
Due to a "Tijuana Air Raid" the public pool will be closed until further notice.
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Tattoo right above the ass crack. On older Women you can additionally add a joke about the "Tags" being out of date.
Dude, you catch that? That chick had an excellent Tijuana License Plate!
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The result of a drunken night in Mexico, A girl so ugly you are willing to jump out of a second story window onto a cars hood to get the fuck away from her.
Last night I had me a Tijuana Hood Smasher! Jesus titty fucking christ I think I broke my ankle!
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FLOATING PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE IN A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL...USUALLY RATHER LARGE LOAD
I JUMPED OFF THE DIVING BOARD ONLY TO LAND ON SOMEONES TIJUANA BROWN TROUT
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When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.
I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.
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