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A variation of totes magotes, an awkward attempt at a cool way to say "totally". Totes mascrotes indicates agreement that something is really lame.
"It really annoys me when people use the word literally and don't mean literally."
"Totes mascrotes."
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The combination of Totes (totally) plus McGotes (roughly meaning to agree), yielding a phrase with the meaning to "totally agree" with someone, but in a cooler and stranger way. Also can mean that you agree with an activity, as in "I agree" or "I'm in" as a loose use of totally agree.
Eve: I'm going to go chow down on that apple the snake told us about, are you in?
Adam: Totes McGotes! I'm way down for that! Let's go!
teacher: the 5000 word essay will be due tomorrow
student: omg im so totes sui right now, i haven't started the essay!
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the new hip way to talk about something that is good.
"was the food good?"
"oh yeah it was totes bussin'!"
1. (adj) An abbreviated form of 'nonchalant'
Used when saying 'nonchalant' could feel too formal but its sentiment needs to be conveyed
Often used in the phrase 'totes nonch'.
Remember - when he comes in, you have to be totes nonch.
There she is, looking all nonch and like she hasn't noticed me...
A trick to get a girl's attention at a party, akin to negging.
You pass by, pretend to trip over her (like you didn't notice her legs there) then say, "totes" in the general direction of the group she's talking to. Works best if she's sitting down. If you do it a couple of times during the night she notices you and that you are too cool/into the party to be bothered by your own stumbling
Megan: Yeah, Tom was totes trippin' over me last night.
Chris: And you like that?
Megan: It's kinda cute that he thought it would work.