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One usually "touches cloth" when he/she passes gas and pokes out a turtle head while their pants are still on them. Then a peice of poo then touches their underwear leaving a small stain. This is usually uncomfortable to walk around with.
Dude, I floated an air biscuit and touched cloth.
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When someone is delusional or acting unrealistic, like they don't know how the world works anymore, this is a way to tell them they need to get offline and experience the "real" world
Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.
Super-Woke Becky tried to tell me "touch grass" was ableist because some people can't physically touch grass. She's the queen of people who need to touch grass.
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The act of two grown men pulling out their dicks and touching the tips of their dicks together. Usually performed in small groups when the individuals are very excited about something mutual.
Hey Bill, we won the project, we should Touch Tips to celebrate!
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Everything you touch turns to shit
A: Damn I really fucked that up.
B: Looks like you have the Biden touch.
The opposite of the Midas touch.
A Touch of the 'beebo's':
The inability to take a shit in public.
Usually occurs when then person trying to drop the kids off at the pool know that other people will hear.
"Aw man, I can't go with you there, I've been dying all day but the seal just won't crack... I've got a touch of the Beebo's"
An adjective phrase to describe someone who is stupid, moronic or idiotic.
“Hear about Wayne? He failed Sex Ed , what an idiot!”
“Ya, that boy’s got a wee touch of the tard!”
To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.
"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
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