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The act of loading all your stoned friends in your car and then visiting all the places you know of where there are big dips in the road or where you can "get air" with your car. This amuses the stoners and keeps them out of trouble.
After the pot circle, I loaded all the stoners in my car and we did a dip tour.
Using Dating Apps, the "Tour" is the experience of swiping through profiles, and the "Con" are the individuals who own those profiles
"Fam believe mans been Con-Touring again hella!!!!!! Catfishes"
Also known as a Nerd Tour or Swirly Tour
A Bog Tour is when they start by giving you a bogwash like normal, but they hold your head in there for the whole flush and wait for the water to go back down and flush a second time for a double full flush, then they do the same in the next stall, and the next, and every single toilet in the bathroom, usually ending with the dirty end school toilet nobody flushes, resulting in not just toilet water in your hair, but piss and shit also.
1. Kyle's hair was blond before a few of the guys gave him a Bog Tour, now it's brown haha!
2. "I couldn't believe my teacher made me solve math problems in front of the class while my hair was dripping wet and smelling of shit." - Eugene
(noun)
1. When you take someone or something on a joy ride before leaving it or throwing it out.
2. When you take your soon-to-be ex out for a fun time before ending things.
I took Sadie out to her favorite coffee shop and we took a walk around the park for the euthanasia tour before I dumped her.
When you take a one night stand home and don't want them to remember where you live. You take a thousand turns to throw them off. The next day you take them on a different your.
That Bitch is so crazy I'm going to have to give her the hoe tour.
drinking holiday/vacation where the primary goal is getting monkeyed.
all the lads are doing a monkeys-on-tour to Ibiza this summer.
The smell generated by a musician after a week or so on the road without washing the clothes that they have been constantly wearing.
"Dude, Angus really smells funky".
"I know - its at least a week's worth of tour stink"