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probably the most common car in india, and also the worst. it's practically a truck
Person 1: My uncle naresh owns an toyota innova
Person 2: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Literally the best car in existence, engine can be tuned to gap a Shelby GT500
Friend 1: “Hey dude, watch this Smart car with a tuned Toyota Paseo engine beat a GT500!”
Friend 2: “That’s so cool!”
A typical white hatchback, a range pubed early twenties egg shaped headed male drives to milk the cows.
I drove my Toyota Corolla to the paddock to milk my bull named Francis
A Toyota which has a paper mache penis on its hood that is rammed into a wall.
Today, I finally made my new Testicle Toyota.
To kill a person or a group of people. In reference to the 2010 malfunctions with Toyota brand vehicles (accelerators & braking systems). The logic at this time was that if someone was wanted dead, buy him/her a Toyota and it would take care of the problem.
Buying a Toyota has absolutely nothing to do with the purchase of an automobile. This saying is just a metaphor for committing murder or ridding oneself of a problem.
1.Thug 1: Man they say that Amanda is down at the precinct singing like a bird.
Thug 2: Yeah I heard. Don't worry I'm gonna buy the bitch a Toyota and everything is gonna be cool.
2. Carol: Girl, I'm so tired of my husband; he's so boring.
Anne: Why don't you leave him?
Carol: Because we live off of his inheritance.
Anne: Well you could always buy him a Toyota.
Carol: Now there's an idea!
3. Terrence: Mark, what are you going to do about Jeffery threatening your life.
Mark: I'm in the process of buying a Toyota for that dude right now.
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An extremely tiny Toyota hatchback for young females ONLY.
However, if a guy drives it, he deserves to be called a bitch, asshole, weirdo, retard, homo and penis-less.
synonym: yaris, corolla, barina
antonym: camry, pulsar, celica
Michael: Hey crazy mate!
Brian: Howdy cowdy mate! What car do you drive?
Michael: I drive maroon 92' celica! How about you?
Brian: I don't have a car, but at least I don't drive an Echo! ha ha. My girlfriend said she would get a penis if I drive a Toyota Echo.
Michael: HA HA! crazy mate! I have a friend called Luke who drives a Toyota Echo. He crazy!
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Japanese attempt at making a full size truck catering almost exclusively to men in big cities in Texas, Colorado, Arizona, and California who want to be macho with a pickup truck, but will only ever use the 4-wheel drive when his subdivision road is snow covered. Tundras are very seldom seen in the midwest where trucks are needed to perform actual farm duties.
Man from Phoenix: "I got a new truck"
Man from Nebraska: "Nice! a Chevy or a Ford?"
Man from Phoenix: "A Toyota Tundra"
Man from Nebraska: "Oh I thought you said you bought a truck. Well I have to go haul a trailer of corn out of the mud and pick my son up from football"
Man from Phoenix: "Ya I have to go pick my son up from soccer and meet my boyfriend for sushi"
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