Someone, or something that waits for traumatic events to then swoop in to reap the benefits of “helping” those in distress
P1: I only ever see Ana hang out with Michael after he’s had a hard day knowing he’s vulnerable
P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk
Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.
Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
A hand gesture used to cover one's eyes when something traumatic, awkward, embarrassing, etc. just happened.
To preform the Trauma Salute, make your hand flat and bring your hand to your head like a normal salute. This is where we deviate from a normal salute to the Trauma Salute. Position your hand above your eyes, perpendicular to your forehead. Tilt your hand slightly downwards to cover your eyes. Finally, turn around and walk away from the incident.
1. There was an accident in the parking lot, I gave them the Trauma Salute and said "Not my problem!".
2. Mark just got dumped in front of everyone at the bar, I gave the man a Trauma Salute.
One who constantly attempts to run around dumping their trauma onto people and want to complain about their life so the world feels pity on their loser ass
Androo: That girl Firesticks from Tinychat just dumps her trauma onto people and complains in every conversation.
Robbie: Yeah dude, she's such a Trauma Llama.
An invisible point system that allows you to redeem points gained from a traumatic experience for popularity by telling stories about the experience.
Person 1: I saw numerous deaths, but i kept running to safety
Person 2: Oh i bet you were pissing your pants when that happened
Person 1: Shut up and let me redeem my trauma points
Noun
Completely distraught.
When my mom died I was trauma gone.
behavioral and psychological pathology, in which people who have experienced extremely traumatic events, and survived them, attempt to relive/re-enact the events with other people, thereafter, for the purpose of relieving themselves of the associated pain and suffering .
After their torturous period of enslavement ended, the former slaves, liberally and mindlessly adopted the culture and belief systems of their masters, and in a display of trauma-vomit, reduced their children and other subordinates, to exploitative toil in the fields.