Tropical Peppermint is like the modern day table of Christ.
A righteous, confident individual who does not use emojis while standing their ground.
Example:
Jakob (boy you have no time for): I’m going to fold you up like a lawn chair”
Emily (bad bitch from the tropics): “I would rather not”
Solid group of mfs (except Mia), mfs that keep the store running and in good condition even tho they the worst store of all the tropical smoothies in illinois
First you have Aviana, she a literal goat, greatest gm of all time, keeps her crew behind her and runs the store no problem
Then there’s gloria, she talk a lot of shit but she cool, does a lot of prep work and makes the shift a better time
After her there is a beast named Robert, he cool to talk to, over all 99 when it comes to helping customers
There is another mf named devin that works there, he don’t really be doing shit, but he is definitely fun to be around, from what I’ve heard everybody loves working with him
Theres a girl named Sophia that works there, she cool, kinda gives off horrorscope vibes, she has some breakdowns while being there and will occasionally cry in the fridge that they have in the back but it’s okay because everybody does as well
Then there is the kids that work there, them mfs dumb as shit(except Ryan but especially Shawn)
Some of them are lazy and don’t do a single thing(especially Shawn) and others are actually valuable to the company(definitely not Shawn)
the higher ups take advantage of the employees but that’s every job I guess
But tbh the stores vibes are a 100 percent overall best time I’ve ever had in my life,
The boys be saying som gay things to eachother so it’s kinda weird sometimes but other than that I love being there whenever I walk through the doors
“Have you been to tropical smoothie cafe?”
“Nah man I heard they had a shit epidemic once when the sewage started coming up through the floor drains and they kept the store open anyways”
“Damn bro that’s kinda fucking nasty”
A group of individuals that give back to the community in many ways. Most notably by making everyone feel better about themselves by seeing how much worse their lives could be.
I may not have the best life, but at least I'm not a member of the Tropical Gophers.
Refer to the tropical icicle... That but with a pineapple
Guy #1: I finally scored with Tiffany last night!
Guy #2: Nice bro!
Guy #1: Yea, but I think she might just be really slutty, when I went down on her she was super wide...Tasted good though...
Guy #2: Dude, she must have tried the tropical iceberg man! Stay away from that shit, she's probably crazy.
Smoothie (following the food combining way of eating) popularized by the health blogger/youtuber/instagramer Kenzie Burke
It's 7 a.m. and I am going to take a picture of my tropical Bub to post an instagram story
A tropical storm or hurricane that is downgraded to a post-tropical low-pressure system that later becomes a tropical storm.
Zombie Tropical storm Paulette has come back as a tropical storm after spending almost a week as a post-tropical low pressure system.