trout bum

A trout bum is a total failure who’s only concern is fly fishing.

Mom: get a job!
Trout bum: no way I’m gonna go hit the river!

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vagina trout

A man who, time and again, pulls his penis out of a woman's vagina before orgasm because he doesn't have the longevity to properly finish the job.

That little vagina trout hasn't ever stayed in a woman more than ten seconds.

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Trout sniffer

Someone who smells the inside a female's underwear

My boyfriend is such a trout sniffer he always smells my panties

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zipper trout

Specifically a penis, but more generally, the notion thereof.

Wanda and Trixie slapped on enough makeup to alter the stock price of Max Factor and went out to the clubs, trolling for zipper trout.

When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.

See also toilet trout

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Fire Trout

When you squirt sriracha sauce in your girl's pussy and then eat it.

Jack: Hey babe, can I have a fire trout with you?
Brittney: You know a lot of really weird sex moves, and I love it. Let's do it.

Steamed Trout

When you take a dump, and hot shower afterwards. The steam intesifies the smell for days.

The wife pissed me off today, so to get her back I made a steamed trout.

Trout Head

When you can’t shit out the brown trout and just the tip of the turd comes peeking out the asshole. Usually gets cinched off with a pinch or may recess back into the bowel.

I tried to shit but just ended up pinching off a trout head.

I had a trout head going for about ten minutes. It finally pulled back inside. So much for shitting today.