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Stripper , prostitute that will give you the whole package for under one hundred dollars
Did you see Hugh Grant with that Vegas Venus? Yeah, she was pretty skanky
When a females vagina has such ability similar to the venus fly trap. Upon entry The males cock is lured into postion using a range or techniques, usually only one is needed as the man is most likely surprised by the aggressive sexual nature of the trap. Once into her vagina via a fail proof method of using her unique ability to trap the penis using inner reverse mounted tooth she is able to ejaculate the male to force pregnancy therefore trapping him into 18 years of child support payments and ongoing abuse
"Ay man that hoe Ashlee I met, stay away shes a "gold digging Venus cock traping hoe " she got me good now she hitting me up for baby cash, I'm screwed"
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my real bf. (real)(not fake)
very sexy. very hot
hi venus
"hey do u know Venus/olimariuu?"
"yea they're my love<33/j"
Used to describe a person's shit internet connection as if they are in an entirely different planet.
A: We've finished the game
B: Lmao he still hasn't finished loading! Is he from Mars and Venus?
An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.
'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.
I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler
When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.
I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler