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an extreme degree of obesity, most commonly observed at Walmart, and almost always seen clothed in a pair of too small sweatpants
It only looks like two people are wearing the same pair of pants, the guy is actually walmart fat.
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Any new Country Musical Artist that is famous for their skyrocketing sales attributing from Walmart customers.
.......Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, Martina McBride, Rascal Flatts, Trace Adkins, Tim McGraw, Brad Paisley, etc
Also known as Nu-Country, or New Country.
Mary - "Why are there so many Rascal Flatts albums here?"
Sally - "Oh, thats because they're Walmart Coun'try"
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People who wear gaudy America themed clothing and put patriotic bumper stickers and magnets all over their cars to show how much they love America. Never served in the military.
Look at all the support your troops stickers on that truck. Must be a veteran.
Nope, just a fat ass Walmart patriot
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Term used to describe the fat, slow people going into and out of Walmart from the parking lot, making it nearly impossible to drive past the front of the store without stopping multiple times. These people make no effort whatsoever to hurry past this grazing area to get either into the store or their cars.
"The Walmart cattle were in full force today. Traffic was backed up all the way back to Target."
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A journey inside a Walmart store, usually in the middle of the night, to see all the weirdos, rejects, freaks of nature, and social outcasts that shop there that don't want or need to be seen in broad daylight.
Walmart safari weirdo shopping social reject social outcast freak of nature
Guy: Dude I'm bored. Let's go on a Walmart safari!
Having an extra fifty dollars in your bra that you don't owe your meth dealer.
Dixie LeAnne was Walmart Rich and splurged on pink flamingos, margarita mix, chips, and beer.
A poor gay person who wishes he was at Whole Foods. Some are unlucky and fat like other Walmartians. Others wear a fedora and women's glasses. Generally a unicorn figure, since most gays care about fashion and have the wealth to afford it.
This weekend, I saw a Walmart faggot while waiting in line to buy muh Krispy Kreme's. He was hard to spot but he was buyin some male thongs, condoms and a purse.