That player was cheating on me. The next time I see his ass I'm going to read him for trash.
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She/He is not interested and you should cry in the shower
Guy-βI got left on readβ
Other guy-βYouβre Fuckedβ
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Reading done outside of school, usually by choice. After being mandatory in elementary school, pleasure reading was (therefore, perhaps?) regarded as uncool in middle school but trendy in high school.
Pleasure reading makes other people look like intellectuals, but doing my pleasure reading on some type of online dictionary did nothing for me.
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Airing a bitch's dirty laundry, and reminding them not to fuck with you. Can also be used when pulling up someone's receipts and exposing them.
Gurl don't mess with EJ he stay Reading a Bitch. He will read yo ass into next year.
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Code word for stroking your shaft
Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed.
Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book
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a retard that falls on a exstention cord and hits the smart board, then yells at the class and becomes very salty
that person is a reading sub
When you heavily analyze someoneβs Instagram post or general personal information to figure out who they are as a person/ what is going on.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Friend 1 - Did you see Samβs Instagram post?
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.