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Bad excuse to cover their true intention. Although it's easy to acknowledge that they are "just wondering," people use this phrase all the time for cretinous reason. I don't know.
(Ingame, random chat from game friend): Just wondering how old are you? Just wondering, really...
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Batman's number one horny bitch.
Flash: Yo Dawg, how was yer night?
Bats: Me and Wonder Woman had a little game of 'One on One'.
Flash: Dude, she is so yer bitch!
Bats: My horny bitch!
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Also known as WonderTucky or WonderPuddle. A town in Illinois near a shallow puddle of a lake, which just so happens to be the largest man made lake in Illinois.
Excerpt from http://www.villageofwonderlake.org:
"The Village of Wonder Lake is a rapidly growing community. It is currently made up of the following subdivisions around Wonder Lake: Deep Springs Woods, Deerpath, Hickory Falls I, Hickory Falls II, Lookout Point Unit I, Shore Hills, Sunrise Ridge, Sunrise Ridge Estates, The Meadows of West Bay, White Oaks Bay, Wooded Shores, Woods Creek, and a portion of Wonderview.
The Village was incorporated in 1974 as the Village of Sunrise Ridge. The name was later changed to the Village of Wonder Lake. The Village provides parks, public works, police protection and related services to its constituents. The current population is approximately 3200. "
If you like classy redneck suburbia this is the place for you.
Don't be fooled by the large beer drinking asshole down the street who parks his truck on the front lawn, he is originally from Wonder Lake.
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The act of looking hideously upward whilst swaying and grooving to an unknown orchestra in the sky.
Stevie Wondering has many practical applications such as:
-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes
-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove
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Ms. Wonderful is a strong and sensitive person who only allows a select few in her circle. She has incredible abilty to love and see past someones mask. She is dependable and independent to the highest standards. She is a go-getter and does what she wants. She is understanding but still has her own opinion. Rebellion is what makes her. She does what she whats while having the facts as to why she did it to back her up. She mistaken for cold and lack of empathy, but thats just her way of unstanding and think situations through. A wonderful heart, that only few can see into, as she allows. The most determined person even though she procrastinates. She is warm and love with a little twist. Ms. Wonderful is just a peace of something magical that everyone could use in there life.
Get you a Ms. Wonderful.
A blow job given whilst the fallator has a mouth full of crisps.
“Here, I got a bangin Golden Wonder off of Big Shazza last night.”
“Aw cool, what flavour?”
“Salt and vinegar, mate.”
“Oooft that sounds stingy.”
“Aye, it was class.”
When you fry your jizz on a pan and eat it.
“Hey, what’s for breakfast?”
“I’m making wonder fizz!”