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Xander is usually a depressed smartass with a hatred against humankind, but he's handsome, and has a unique sense of humor. In a public setting Xander is usually the quietest of them all, if you can even get them to leave their home to socialize. Xander is brutally honest as well, but will always splash in words of encouragement afterwards. Xander is a good friend if you can get them to stick around.
"Damn have you seen Xander at all lately?"
"Nah, I thought you might have"
"I miss that guy, he's pretty chill."
"Yeah."
Also known as, fuckyouxander, xannyxannyxanny, and Alexander.
A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.
Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!
Person A: I was about to make a toastie and milkshake, want any?
Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!
A very charming and elegant person. Particularly suited for people with the name Audrey or Ashton.
Hey, did you see that Xander over there?
Yeah, I heard he's Audrey's husband!
well a Xander is a weird type of person that almost no one understands apart from the people close to him and well of course him.The Xander type is known for accidentally getting in love scenario he didn't want to be in and he's probably gay just ask your local Xander, i would know i am one.
someone''Jesus you hear about Xander i heard he's gay''
someone 2 '' yeah i heard that as well lol ''
Xander is that kid that is way too into one thing, whether it be hunting, fishing, or sports. Xander is the one to make sure all is well for his friends and family. He is just to annoying to be hated if that makes sense, Always coming up with bad and corny jokes just cuz he can, I know this cuz my BF is a Xander
Xander: Hey bro hows it going
His Friend Gary: Nothing much, just cot a blue gill
Xander: Cool, just checking on ya, Good luck
Xander is a sexy guy. He is popular and is sometimes shy. He has trouble asking out girls and he should just go for it. All the girls love him. Xander can be sweet and sensitive, but also full of sarcasm. He can either me snarky or nice when flirting. If a Xander is reading this he should ask out a hot girl named Lane. They are a perfect couple.
" Xander is soooo hot I wish he would ask me out " - every Lane ever
Xander is a sexy guy. He looks a lot like Bellamy from the 100 season 1 🤣. He is strong brave and overall a fucking sexy ass guy. A Xander should ask out a Lane because more than likely she likes him. These two are the perfect match! He is a fucking hot guy who should stop being shy and ask out his crush!
A Xander looks a lot like Bellamy from the 100 season 1 🤣