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Xander is usually a depressed smartass with a hatred against humankind, but he's handsome, and has a unique sense of humor. In a public setting Xander is usually the quietest of them all, if you can even get them to leave their home to socialize. Xander is brutally honest as well, but will always splash in words of encouragement afterwards. Xander is a good friend if you can get them to stick around.
"Damn have you seen Xander at all lately?"
"Nah, I thought you might have"
"I miss that guy, he's pretty chill."
"Yeah."
Also known as, fuckyouxander, xannyxannyxanny, and Alexander.
A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.
Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!
Person A: I was about to make a toastie and milkshake, want any?
Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!
Xander is a sexy guy. He is popular and is sometimes shy. He has trouble asking out girls and he should just go for it. All the girls love him. Xander can be sweet and sensitive, but also full of sarcasm. He can either me snarky or nice when flirting. If a Xander is reading this he should ask out a hot girl named Lane. They are a perfect couple.
" Xander is soooo hot I wish he would ask me out " - every Lane ever
Xander is a sexy guy. He looks a lot like Bellamy from the 100 season 1 🤣. He is strong brave and overall a fucking sexy ass guy. A Xander should ask out a Lane because more than likely she likes him. These two are the perfect match! He is a fucking hot guy who should stop being shy and ask out his crush!
A Xander looks a lot like Bellamy from the 100 season 1 🤣
Is a sex God and is a weird kinda guy but is nice to be with be is funny and cool he has a dark sense of humor but he can make it work he does stupid stuff a lot and when he gets hurt he laughs it off he likes to chill with Friends and play games with them
a dark sense of humor coupled with witty remarks. L may be his favorite word. kind of an asshole, sweet and sincere when he needs to be. attractive but only when he tries to be. kind of a player. can never fix his hair.
friend: OUCH
Xander: dude what happened?
friend:i fell!
Xander: L
He is in love with teagan and said that she is the perfect girl for him.😂
Xander “Teagan is the perfect girl for me”