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Common nickname for US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld (because he failed, get it?). Somehow this man set the world's most powerful military against a bunch of starving neighborhood thugs with counterfeit AKs and homemade bombs, and lost. Rumsfailed was able to achieve this fabulous result because he is a civilian businessman with no military experience, and ran the war as a business, trying to make money for his employers (General Dynamics, Halliburton, Carlisle Group), rather than actually trying to win or stabilize the country.
Donald Rumsfailed says:
"I'm against deploying troops in wars. When you pay a soldier the soldier gets the money. When you buy billions of dollars worth of uneeded crap from Halliburton and General Dynamics then the military industrial complex gets the profit. Which is why we fight meaningless wars like this in the first place."
"Fuck the doomed, I'm senile."
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To get pissed at someone or something and burst into a short furious blast of offensive racial/homophobic slur whilst building a psycho-social wall and in the whole meantime displaying the facial expression of Donald Trump when considering conquering Mexico.
Bob was at the gym minding his own business, when all of a sudden a half naked horny transgender midget started flirting with him...so bobs had to pull a Donald. It proved very effective.
Wearing clothes on the top half and nothing on the bottom half.
As Donald Duck dresses.
I spent most of the morning Donald Ducking.
some big idiot the color of a navel orange who became president to promote his MAGA hats for rednecks.
one of the biggest consumers in the spray tan industry is the man himself, Donald Trump.
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idiot, murderer,lieing bastard
see bush, idiot and murderer
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A pice of shit who needs to be kicked out of office. A waste of space and a racist asshole.
Donald trump sucks ass and you should go vote for Biden.
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A more accurate name for Donald Trump.
John Oliver indicated that Drumpf is Trump's ancestral name. Oliver proposed the nation therefore call him Donald Drumpf, especially since Trump doesn't like immigrants.
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