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Ms. Mermaids

sophisticated and talented young ladies who are able to complete complex dance routine and are financially driven to succeed!

Ayana Angel (porn actress ) Ms. mermaids

by Mr. Mermaids June 12, 2009

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The Dirty Mermaid

A sex act requiring putting your partner face down in a sink filling with water. The object is to see if you orgasm before they come up for air or pass out.

We made a complete mess in the bathroom doing The Dirty Mermaid , but my wife love the challenge of holding her breath.

by Mister first class March 11, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


slippery mermaid

Lubricating a women's inner thighs and having sex with them as the woman holds her legs together (like a mermaid)

She was on her period, it wasn't my birthday so anal was out of the question, and her breasts were not large enough to effectively titty f*ck, so I helped myself to a slippery mermaid.

by Mack attack March 8, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


little mermaid

a woman whose pussy smells so bad the cats follow her.

i got a hookup with a little mermaid last night and now i have

to throw my mattress out!!!!!!!!

by driver_im8 June 14, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


angry mermaid

a sexual act in which two males and one female go scuba diving. While underwater each male releases into a chosen ear of the female. At this point the female descends to a lower depth in the water and releases the pressure from her ears. This creates cloudy water; therefore giving the appearance of an angry mermaid. This is a difficult maneuver to achieve; however if it is executed properly maximum pleasure can be attained.

the angry mermaid is not to be attempted by the underskilled...experts only!

by Dr. Slopinstein July 10, 2006

36๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scottish Mermaid

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.

Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.

by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bite The Mermaid

Male to Female Felatio Underwater.

After a hard night at the club jill got brave enough to ask tod. "Wanna Bite The Mermaid?"

by Tod Spengo July 24, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž