Mother Truck

A replacement for "mother fuck".

Also acceptable: mother trucker, mother trucking.

Alexes: The decorations on our door keep falling off.

Kari: Mother truck!

Alexes:SOMEONE GOT SHOT OUTSIDE OUR BUILDING!
Kari: Are you mother trucking serious?

Rusty truck

A dildo pulled out of someone’s anus covered in feces

It’s starting to smell in here get rid of that rusty truck

truck stick

the offensive verion of the hit stick. Introduced in Madden 2006. Normally used by larger running backs to lay out defensive backs and linebackers

Football Fan #1: Oh damn! Did you just see Jamal Lewis lay the truck stick out on that guy?

Football Fan #2: That guy had no chance of stopping him!

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Squatted Truck

A squatted truck is a truck that has a lift kit and the owner decided they weren’t gonna lift up the ass end of the truck or didn't have enough money for the full lift so the front of the truck is pointing up and the rear is pointing down.

Look at that squatted truck over there it’s a real peice of shit

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fuck truck

The van or vehicle in which any pornographic website picks up chicks off the streets to do them an catch it on tape for the viewers.

Joe: "Dude did you see the last update of www.collegefucktour.com?"
Dan: "No, why?"
Joe: "They got a real sweety in the fuck truck this time!"
Dan: "Put your dick back in your pants when you talk to me!!! Sick s.o.b!"

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muck truck

What some citizens of Juneau AK. USA call public buses aka. public transit.

{John}: Don't light that siggeret, because I can see the muck truck coming!

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moster trucks

One of the things Walter Clements likes, the other being fire trucks.

i like fire trucks and moster trucks
walter

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