Stunt Wife

A Stand in wife (a great female friend) while your wife is out of town.

Will normally do things that your wife won't do, like listening to music up loud.

Hey what are you up to this weekend seeing the wife is out of town.

I've got the Stunt wife coming over one night and we are going to listen to "They Might Be Giants" up

tiger wife

A tiger wife is like a tiger mom, but, the energy here is directed at the husband. A tiger wife wants her husband to achieve great things, and will use her will to achieve this aim. Usually, the tiger wife is Chinese and the husband is American.

With that tiger wife, he no doubt will either be a CEO or a serial killer. At any rate, he's going to do something extraordinary.

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Trial Wife

A Trial Wife is similar to Trial AOL; You try it out and then realize its a sham with shitty service and a pain in the ass to cancel.

Lucky for James, his Ex-Wife, Shanna was only a Trial Wife.

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wife cardio

Sex, with your girlfriend or wife..

Damn, I'm sure, I did a lot of wife cardio this weekend.

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Office Wife

A person of the opposite sex that you hang out with a lot during working hours. They get jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex, spend way too much time goofing off with you, etc., but there's no physical component to the relationship.

Coworker: Dude, are you hooking up with Allison from accounting?
Other coworker: I wish, but she's already married. She's just my office wife.

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ex wife

The reason I'm in jail.

Joe: So, what got you into prison Mike?

Mike: Ex wife.

Joe: Ahh.

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Winter wife

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, only to be dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy. If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue, the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her "boyfriend" can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.

Dylan: You're the perfect winter wife
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I meant, we will always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p

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