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-When a person has been up for at least three days masturbating while using Crystal Meth.
Yea last night was fun but I went home and been Zombie Stroking all night.
Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.
This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.
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Zombies that will end the world in 2012, if the world does end on 2012. But probably just a load of bullshit. But we all need a zombies plan just in case.
Guy 1: "Dude if the world ends on 2012, I hope it something more creative than like a huge ass meteor. I hope its something like zombies!"
Guy 2: "Oh ya, that would be the sickest apocalypse ever. We would die a horrible death, but we get to kill people for fun before we do! :D"
Guy 3: "Yo, my zombie plan is to go and camp at Costco. Wanna come?"
2012 zombies apacalypse ftw
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An iPod-using pedestrian (typically of New York) that unknowingly risks becoming street pizza by attempting to adjust the perfect song and volume intensity while wandering into the street/against the crosswalk signal.
My cabbie almost flattened an iPod Zombie on the way to the airport.
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When a movie has an extra bit at the end after the credits.
Named after the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, (spoiler) when the monkey 'Jack' took a coin from the cursed chest at the very end of the credits.
Make sure to stay after the credits of that new movie, there's a zombie monkey you won't want to miss.
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A specific set of zombies who don't really know what money is but take fiat money system as taken for granted. Zombification starts at an early age and is hardcoded into kids by fiat zombie parents. These zombies think spending is necessary to turn the wheels of economy. They also tend to shop for unnecessary stuff when they have access to money.
My Keynesian economics professor is such a fiat zombie.
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The group behind the song "Kernkraft 400". As a result, people mix up the song name with the band name.
Zombie Nation started as a German techno and electro pair of DJ's, Splank and Mooner. After Mooner left, Splank started going by Florian Senfter(birth name) and John Starlight. Zombie Nation released another album in 2006 called Black Toys with hit song "Booster" on its playlist.
Zombielicious follows with a March 2009 release in Germany.
Person 1: I love this song
Person 2: Yeah, its Zombie Nation by Kernkraft 400.
Person 1: The band is actually called Zombie Nation, the song is Kernkraft 400.
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