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In order to create the Amish butter, you must start with heavy cream, only adding stripped copper wire, the splinters from a carriage, shaved horse hoof, and the throw up from the three refugees of rumschpringa. Can be dabbed.
"Those damned heathens have been smoking the Amish butter!" -Lancaster patch
Someone who is Amish and is selling their body for cash money.
Natalie is an Amish whore.
When two cars stay parallel to each other on a two-lane highway, preventing any cars behind them from passing and getting ahead.
Jesse: How are you doing up there?
Trevor: Good! I just got passed by a little blue car after he had been flashing his lights at me for awhile, but then the two cars ahead of me Amish Roadblocked him and he couldn't get any farther ahead.
An Amish person who is an unappetizing blend of amish and hick.
Blending the worst of both worlds,usually these particular breed of amish rarely bathe,have horrible english language skills and believe that farming is the only legitimate form of occupation,
They also possess a very limited understanding of the world around them unless it is something right in their own community.
A very smelly uncouth breed of hick indeed.
Ewwww look at Andy over there!
He is such an amish hick!
he hasn't showered in two weeks!
I bet he doesn't even own a shower and he smells like he has been stomping around in cow shit everyday.
When you cum in a food container and don't tell anyone and you wait for them to eat it
I totally left an AMISH SURPRISE in that jar of mayonnaise that Mikiel is putting onto his ham and cheese sandwhich
sitting on a Rain Stick and rolling around
Joe's wife used the Amish Vibrator last night.
When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.
"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."