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The Holy lord of insults.
Whoever takes this insult will evaporate immediately.
Person 1: Screw you
Person 2 : KYS
Person 1 : well ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: but ur dad is a hoe
Person 2: ur grandma is retarded
Person 1: well ur grandpa is a trap
Person 2: OH YEAH?
Person 1: YEAH?
Person 2: WELL UR YEET IS ASEXUAL
Person 1 evaporates
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The worst insult that can ever be used against another human. All other insults naming family members and sexuality fall miles short in destructive capcity
You:”ur granny tranny”
Me:”stfu ur cousin asexual”
You:*time freezes as your entire being witnesses forces only known in the big bang*
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when someone who is asexual (meaning they feel no sexual feelings) makes a sexual joke, they are being asexual ass fuck. It's supposed to be asexual as fuck, but the extra s stands for sex
asexual person: haha look at that ball sack!
Person: but wait aren't you asexual
Asexual person: yeah I'm asexual ass fuck
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Even worse than "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian"
Carl- "ur mom gay"
Joe- "ur dad lesbian"
Carl- *chocking back tears* "ur gender neutral parent asexual"
Joe- *collapses into a black hole from shame*
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when someone who is asexual (meaning they feel no sexual feelings) makes a sexual joke, they are being asexual ass fuck. It's supposed to be asexual as fuck, but the extra s stands for sex
asexual person: haha look at that ball sack!
Person: but wait aren't you asexual
Asexual person: yeah I'm asexual ass fuck
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Saying this will completely destroy someone's life and make any insult they say to you invalid. It is a bigger and more powerful version of your mom gay lol.
Friend: "ha your mom gay lol"
You: "well your brother asexual lol"
Friend: dies
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A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.
Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
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