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A conglomeration of rolling layers of cuddly fat with noxious liquids emanating from every orifice
Oohh - I don't want to hold the baby - it stinks!
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When a Daddy and a Mommy, get real compfortable, and cant help them selves, and start to kiss, then go under the covers and Daddy inserts his private part into Mommy's private part(coochie)and alot of Screaming and moaning has occurded, then you know a new addition has entered the family.
My mommy told me how babies are made!
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Precious gifts from God that should be cherished.
Psalm 127:3 Sons are a heritage from the LORD, children a reward from him.
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Horrible little creatures from 'God' (if there is one). Retarded people think they're cute. What's so cute about a little machine that cries, pisses and shits everywhere?
They're also the cause of suicide. See post-natal depression.
I'm never going to have a baby. I want a life thank you very much.
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Lumps of meat and fat that u have to feed titty milk bc a guys pull out game is weak
Damn that baby is fat as fuck
That man got some weak ass pull out game, I mean look 5 kids like what the fuck
Little alimentary canals with zero responsibility.
John Doe is like a baby - all he does is eat and sleep.