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the act of bumping your bagel with another bagel.
which can be translated to:
rubbing your vagina against another womans vagina
My girlfriend left me and i caught her bagel bumping with my mom!!
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Someone who, when horny and desperate, uses a bagel (usually microwaved) as a sex toy. They insert their penis into the hole.
'BRB, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have bagel sex with it.'
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another word for fart. it just sounds funnier
AAHHHH DUDE!!!! that air bagel had some stank on it!
dude when i was taking a crap i made some air bagels
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One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.
Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!
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A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.
David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.
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A sex position where someone squeezes their stomach fat around their naval, creating a bagel-like structure. They are then penetrated through the orifice of the newly created bagel until climax is achieved. After, the surface of the bagel is evenly coated with semen, giving it the appearance of a nice cream cheese spread.
I got kicked out of an orgy in Hollywood for giving someone a Cincinnati Bagel. They didn’t believe it was Organic or Gluten-free.
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