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Butterknife Barber

When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.

Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.

by SexyLamp November 19, 2022


Barberism

The Barberism Religion is a sacred religion, consisting of devotees to worshipping Lord Barber. Lord Barber is a man of intellect worth a religion to himself, therefore we needed him in the dictionary. Founded by Chrishan K, we must all be Barberists.

Chrishan K- 'Barberism, Barber forever'
Pranav- What are you talking about Chrishan?
Chrishan K- Don't worry, soon you will be a Barberist too.

by THE BARBERISTS February 12, 2021


Barberism

The origin of barbers, Lord Barber the first and his best friend prince barberith created the barbershop temple and many joined the community and theres still many more to this day.

barberism- my dog is addicted to barberism

by Sir barberith ||| May 24, 2022


Kahlee Maraea Barber

The happiest woman in the world, with her king Daniel by her side

She sat on his cock, and became forever his queen. Mrs Kahlee Maraea Barber to you now

by BLOWJOBQUEEN87 May 31, 2022


Barber Blumpkin

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.

Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.

by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009


Mercy Barber

He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick

i like watching mercy barber with turkish songs

by Anarcho-Capitalist chad September 13, 2022


Pulling a barber

When someone is in the act of a foot chase, and that person falsely starts before the mark go, that person is pulling a barber

He/ she started before the make go- that person is pulling a barber

by Blueman194 November 6, 2020