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Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.
That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.
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Half a glass of Mountain Dew (or Squirt), half a glass of cranberry juice, an orange wedge, and two shots of sweet, sweet Bacardi 151. Serve cold with pastel straws. The best way to consume Bacardi 151.
Person 1: I'm kind of shy and awkward around other people.
Person 2: Me too; let's have some bleeding surgeons and then go into your closet and have girlsex.
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A hustler's definition derived from the Midwest (mainly Gary, Indiana). It means to sell whatever it is that a person has to sell at a consistent and tireless rate.
"Whenever I'm posted up, I make sure I bleed the block. I have to get my money right."
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When a poorly coded application comsumes all available physical and virtual memory, ultimately depleting the computer's life force.
Man, I'm pushing 6 gigs of of committed memory... I hope this render finishes before this thing bleeds out.
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When you've had way too much hot sauce for your own good and your ass is bleeding from shitting so much. It is also so inflamed that if you were to shit just one more time you may end up in reconstructive rectum surgery.
Julie: are you ok? you've been shitting for about half an hour now, do you need an ambulance?
Damian: I ate way too many burritos last night, I swear i have a bleeding donut right now
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When your cock starts to bleed due to a very toothy blowjob (usually performed by amateurs) or if you should ever happen to somehow cut your cock (ouch) it can be referred to as cheese bleeding. Also it can be used as a code to keep said cheese-bleeding a secret, usually from girls. Funny that. hmmmm.
Guy 1: oh my word, im in so much pain after that cheese-bleeding contest the mrs decided to have last night.
Guy 2: too much info dude!!
Guy 1's Mrs: wtf is a cheese bleed? I only remember going down on you last night and watching a film.
Guy 1: its nothing love, good blow job by the way
Guy 2: Hahahahaha
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see also emocrats....
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Or as I like to call them bleeding-ass liberals!!!!
A Bleeding Heart is someone who is so emo and so politically correct that they are frozen and can do nothing but practice yoga until they can achieve the flexability to lick their own ass and suck their own balls.
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they are complete douchebags and idiots...
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