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A homie that has been blessed by the power of other homies soon to bless another with this blessing of become a Blessed Homie. There can only be one true homie that blesses this person but, if a Blessed Homie loses his one and only true homie they are no longer blessed until they find another true homie but it just wont feel the same as the last one a true homie always stays in the heart and memories of the Blessed Homie. If not then they were no true homie.
Blessed Homie is a cool dude.
Spending too much time and effort trying to get the infrared-activated sink to turn on. Up, down, left, right, repeat.
Man, the sink in the men’s room is awful. I just spent about 5 minutes blessing the sink.
A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
When you running red lights with the bois like bad asses
Phil ay Alec watch this bless up ... runs red like gets away like a bad ass
Mad Blessings mostly used in salutations of letters but can be used in everyday language.
Meant to wish someone good luck or many blessings in whatever they choose positive in life.
Friend1:I'm leaving for LA tomorrow to be a star.
Friend2: Mad blessings to ya and be safe!
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The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.
Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
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