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An extremely good looking and energetic blond person.
Couldn't keep my eyes off that Atomic Blond at the gym.
A blonde lady with extremely gorgeous legs, also the name of a song by "Flight of the Conchords"
Rhys: Leggy Blonde
Everyday I look across the office floor
There you where your hair down to your legs
And your legs down to the floor
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bottle blond, bottle-blond , bottle-blonds
1: Women that make their hair blond, white, platinum, etc by the use of bleach, peroxide, or putting their head in a toilet of said chemicals.
2: ditzy women that want to be known for their bodies instead of their minds.
3: A team of women-rocketeers that succesfully launched two gallons of bleach into the air by H-series engines in 1995. The FFA arrested them shortly after.
"Gentlemen prefer the bottle to bottle blonds." Philipe Nicolini, from Adicus and the Brainchild.
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A slang term meaning 'white lesbian'. Possibly re-appropriated to mean "assertiveness" and "toughness".
"Hey Chad, wanna go to the frat house and hit up some blonde-dykes?"
"No thanks, Sterling, I'd rather eat a klondike."
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The archetypical Cajun song, supposedly written by a prisoner about a beautiful woman who left him for another. It is considered the unofficial Cajun anthem. The painter George Rodrigue made an especially touching and effective painting of this fictional character, who has replaced the insipid Evangeline as representative of the Cajun sensibility.
It's not a fais-do-do (impromptu dance attended by people of all ages) unless the band plays "Jolie Blonde."
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When some is not color blind, but they dress like it. Browns with blacks, pinks with oranges... You get the idea. A fashion faux pas that can be knocked up to a blonde moment. These people should not leave the house until they have looked in the mirror one last time. Guys are the worst offenders as they have no fashion sense at all. Guys, check with your woman or gay friend so that you aren't accused of being color blonde.
Jeff is so color blonde. Who ever heard of wearing plaid with stripes!?
The second-phase incarnation of the basic bitch. These are painfully average chicks who just happen to have suspiciously nice hair. Typically holding degrees from random midwestern schools, in shit that doesn't really matter. Their chromatic equivalent would be beige. They're really into Ann Taylor LOFT sweaters, Pinterest, and weddings. You end up marrying them because your parents approve, and there's no good reason not to. Often targeting men of higher economic class, they are essentially the most insidious form of gold digger. Rarely do they have anything nice to say; they are usually inordinately snotty. They'll almost never give blowjobs, and will drag you to couples counseling after discovering your Brazzers account, citing "emotional infidelity."
Jessica is totally a typical Connecticut blonde. She found out Adam got a lap dance at his bachelor party 4 years ago, now she's making him sleep on the couch, and staged an intervention with his mom and sisters to address his "issues." Is she for real?