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gonna sell my car, not expecting much from it...
but at least the deal should break even.
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When having sex with a female, use slow & deep strokes until your partner is comfortable enough to handle high speed & deep strokes from all angles
Sara: So did you tell him you wanted to have rough sex this weekend?
Ashley: Yeah, but he said " I have to break you in" first .
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When School ends (Usually Between May 15th - June 5th), Students from Kindergarden through College have at least 3 months off of fucking cunt licking school to chill with friends and do whatever the fuck they want.
Mike: Aye man, we got fucking 3 months of summer break starting right now!
John: Fuck yeah nigga. Lets chill with some ladies.
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Modern self defense tactic in which the person clenches their anus and moves abruptly to break or neutralize any object inside of it
I had no idea what to do so I did a clench and break
Systematic oppression via a military compound campus which does not allow anything outside the location and or campus's policy to be permitted under the social cognition "program". It also removes elements of society that the location determines to be a violation of set policies in which the subjects are put in white rooms where they are reprogrammed.
Better be sure to not end up in the Break Room or that's the last thing you'll do!
Did you hear the screams that came from the Break Room last week?
The act of a woman taking a masturbation break, usually from work. It's also used as a tongue-in-cheek rational for a woman abruptly leaving a sexually-heated chat-room conversation, with an unexpected "gtg" or a "brb", prompting response from others, "she's on an Angel break."
Bob: How was your day Alice?
Alice: Work was hellish. Had to take an Angel Break in the middle of it
Bob: Right there in your office?
Alice: Yeah I can close the door. It was quick, but much needed.
Bob: That's hot.
Alice: mmHmm.