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lil butthole

Somebody who acts like an asshole but is too nice to actually mean it:)

Mason is a lil butthole;)

by masonisalilbutthole January 19, 2018


Butthole Biscuit

Another name for a bagel, a traditional Jewish baked good. Named so because of it's visual similarity to a butthole.

Frank went down to Einstein's to get the office some coffee and butthole biscuits.

by Koli the Word Smith October 31, 2014


butthole sweats

Where you are in a public place (like school or a museum) and you have a mad batch of diarrhea brewing... its so bad that you're clenching your anus so as not to leak out any butt sludge before you safely arrive at a toilet... in the meantime, you have a stream of sweat running down your back, and down your butt crack...

I ate some bad meatloaf at lunch today, and later I got a terrible case of the butthole sweats while in english class... I thought my colon was going to explode all over my chair!

by Flantari2 September 6, 2014


butthole queef

The sound a girls/guys butthole makes when you cum in there ass and pull out fast .

Guy.*pulls dick out of bullhole after cumming*
What was that sound?
Girl.just my butthole queef :)

by melissaaa923 July 30, 2015


Butthole baby

A baby that looks or is deformed

He came out the the the anus he's a butthole baby

by Shlumped out September 1, 2021


Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 5, 2022


Sour butthole

When you puts warheads in you anus and then proved to chug expired milk and then aggressively have diarrhea out of your nose after blocking your ass

Bro last night I had a sour butthole that shit burned

by Spaceboy31208 May 8, 2021