Buzz lightyearing

When your friend or group of friends leave you to hang with a newer cooler friend, and stop giving you the same treatment. (ex: stop inviting you to partys, or stop hooking you up with girls).
A Toy Story reference as when Andy stopped playing with Woody to play with Buzz lightyear, making Woody feel salty as hell.

All you wanna do is hang out with jocks now that you're on the football team, man you're fuckin buzz lightyearing me!!!

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bifter buzz

When you take 2 pulls of a 'bifter' in quick succession and you go all dizzy and and it basically feels like you are getting high from the cigarette. Excited, hyped, tingly feeling throughout the body.

Boy 1: 'arr lad, take 2 pulls quick and you go on biffter buzz and you go fucking dizzy'

Boy 2: 'i feel dizzy lad, I must be on bifter buzz'

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Buzz Aldrin

To resort to ridicule or hilarious violence after analyzing the opposition and concluding that no rational discourse is possible.

Derived from Buzz Aldrin who punched a Moon-Landing-Conspiracy-theorist in the face for calling him a coward, a liar and a thief.

Barney Frank totally Buzz Aldrined that dumb bitch making Nazi comparisons.

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Buzz Plus

When something happens that makes your situation better. The opposite of a buzz kill.

We were almost out of beer and then DJ showed up with a case of Natty. Buzz Plus.

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buzz maintenance

Once buzzed, the amount of alcohol needed to sustain one’s drunkenness.

Guy 1: Yo man it’s been 15 minutes, I need another beer for buzz maintenance!

Guy 2: Word.

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Buzz Cutish

The gay version of a buzz cut.

That disgust douchenard-esque guy that we speculate is gay just got a buzz cutish. Definitely gay.

Buzz Off

A censored version of "FUCK OFF YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKING BITCH" Maybe a tad exaggerated but, Y'know?

Person 1: *Bugging person 2*
Person 2: F-Buzz off 1..

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