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big hole in Northern Arizona dug by a hebrew in 1732. It seams this hebrew man pulled his hand from his pocket and a nickle went down a gopher hole.. well 100 years he dug looking for his nickle. that's how grand canyon came to be.
yO dude did U see how big the grand canyon is???
Wow a Jew droped a nickle down a gopher hole & now all this!!
BOY that is a lot of work with a number 2 shovel!!!
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A small community between montclair and moraga that can barely be considered a town. The home of many hippies and badasses. Canyon critters can rock the shit outta a party because they have been smoking weed since elementary school. If you aren't from canyon you can't understand people from there. They have a very distorted view of reality that makes more sense than your bullshit. Police aren't technically allowed in canyon unless they're called because all that would happen if the po-po went there is they would be drugged and buried alive.
"them canyon critters are insane"
"no shit man, i went to a party in Canyon, CA last weekend, i still don't know why i woke up in the creek with no pants on"
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The act of ejaculating on and around your partners gooch area.
"I gave Jessica a Crusty Canyon the other day, she's a gross chick."
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A warm place where Mr Sausage likes to go on vacation.
Janice hows about we take Mr Sausage on a day out to salmon canyon. Bring it!
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The act of moistening one's finger(s) and sliding them down someones pants into their ass crack. Thereby mimicking the water drenched walls of a canyon after a flood.
Man my girlfriend doesnt stop licking me, she thinks its funny or something. I guess its time i end this with a flooded canyon down her Levis
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The grand Canyon is when you snort a line of coke starting from the clitoris all the way to the anus of a stripper
Damn bro I can't cant believe Frank did a grand Canyon off of the fattest stripper here
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