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When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!
Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”
When a Asian chick licks your asshole...
I wanted to go to the car wash, and she said I'll give you a Asian Car wash
The art of having a girl who dips choke on you meaty cock and spits in your mouth
Sally gave me a reverse car-wash last night.
Sex act in which a pre-op male to female transexual pees in the partners butt.
I can't believe George only paid 15 bucks for a New Orleans Car Wash.
When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises
Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.
similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly
are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?