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A soul sucking vampire that will lull you into a false sense of security over the course of 8 years,then once your there,will crush your spirit leaving you a helpless ineffectual man.
I wanted to buy her a drink but I knew she was a Carol Ann,and I really didnt want to waste that much of my life just to get a piece of ass.
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An actress and singer during the 40s-60s, who used to be a person but is now an empty,skeletal shell. She is sometimes confused with Father Time, two of three Wisemen and Barbara Walters. She has been praised by the gays of San Fransisco who have proclaimed February 25 to be Carol Channing Day.
"Look over there! It's Barbara Walters!
Ooops. False alarm, it's only Father Time. Holy fuckin' ass crackers it's actually Carol Channing. Maybe if we don't make eye contact or acknowledge her existence she'll think she's dead."
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A girl from Connecticut that rides dirt bikes but CANNOT mix fuel or even START HER OWN BIKE. Known to be very loud and giggle frequently, may be seen riding a "pony", but never a horse. May have an extreme fear of Road Apples.
Russell couldn't start his bike, then he realized the gas was shut off. Russell pulled a Carol Ann on us.
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Killed her husband, whacked him. Cant convince me it didnt happen. Fed him to tigers, they snackin.
"Carole baskin is obsessed with me"
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a sexual fetish that involves massaging cubes of frozen urine into the skin.
That party was so crazy, they had one fridge for booze and a whole separate mini freezer for those that like to enjoy a Cold Carol.
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A sexual act that involves three men and one sleeping, yet willing recipient.
The first gentleman ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth while he/she is sleeping at 10:00 PM Christmas Eve.
The second ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth at 1:00 AM Christmas Morning.
The third ejaculates at 4:00 AM Christmas morning. Reminder of impending mortality is optional.
The recipient awakens, embossed by ejaculate, and reminded of the spirit of Christmas. He/she purchases a goose on Christmas Morn for a gimp and/or those less fortunate.
God bless us, one and all!
My boyfriend was a total grinch this Christmas, so I hired three guys to give him “A Christmas Carol” to remind him of the spirit of Christmas.
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A phrase used by a female when a sterling male presents himself. In other words, a hot guy is in the area. Similar to "Schwing" and "Peng".
Refers to the substance produced by the female when she sees said male, sometimes called Icky Sticky.
Girl 1 - "Woah! Check out that guy!"
Girl 2 - "I know - Eggy Carol central."
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