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Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.
"I gave Sara a vaginal chainsaw massacre last night"
a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work
person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw
When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.
After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.
Redneck do it your selfer tree pruning gas or electric chainsaw. Connected to telescoping 10 Ft handle.
Very highly recommended by professional hard working Mexican yard crews and the Most Interesting Man in the World.
Stay thirsty my friends.
Dude.
I had a limb hanging over my roof, and I couldn’t reach it to remove it..if only I had a chainsaw on a stick. I cut cut that rascal and drink me a beer.
A chainsaw fart is when your ass itches so bad you can’t get to the itch with your fingers so you have those chainsaw farts and the itch goes away in a jiffy.
“Oh man, my ass was itching so bad and when I had one of them chainsaw farts, it knocked the itch right out my ass!”
A type of fart that mimics the sound of a running chainsaw.
“Bro I have to fart.”
“Gotta let a chainsaw fart out.”
“Bro this one gonna sound like a construction site fr”