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When a friend, acquaintance, or someone you don't interact with sleeps with everyone's sloppy seconds
Yo Enudy is a plate cleaner
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Someone who “respects” women and false equality so much they lick the hairs off their genitalia and legs after they shave.
P1: Did you hear Dave is a cunt cleaner?
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.
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Female version of a blumpkin!
She gave me a blumpkin so i gave her a carpet cleaner!
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When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.
I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.
A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.
Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.
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Man who wants to inspect your tits.
Hello, I'm the vacuum cleaner man. I'm here to inspect your, uh, your tits.
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A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
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