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mega clusterfuck

When two or more clusterfucks converge and create one massive cluster fuck.

See also clusterfuck

Shit hit the fan at work and I couldn't leave. Then my wife called and said the kitchen sink broke and she couldn't fix it. So, the longer I stayed at work, the more my house flooded. Ah, man. What a mega clusterfuck!

by Greg W August 8, 2006

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Clusterfuck, USA

A fictional town one visits when all hell is breaking loose.

Billy: The holidays are coming up and you know what that means.
Tom: Yep, all that great food....
Billy: Maybe for you, but Ive got a one way ticket to Clusterfuck, USA

by NewEnglandClamChowder December 12, 2009

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Walking Clusterfuck

A person who has an almost infallible ability to fuck up anything they set their hands or minds to. See clusterfuck

Looking at the American Economy and the state of Iraq, one can only come to the conclusion that Dublya is a walking clusterfuck

by yv July 8, 2004

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clusterfuck!

An exclamation proclaimed by Emily in a rather un-nerving pas de duex class at Burklyn '04. Robin and Kate helped to bring the phrase to popularity, and it has held strongly.

After falling out of her arabesque press, Emily proclaimed, "Clusterfuck! Shit!" and then proceded to enter into another arabesque

by ShaniquaPop August 8, 2006

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Argentinian Clusterfuck

Getting caught after telling people that you're going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but really you're in Argentina having an affair.

SC Gov. Mark Sanford found himself in an Argentinian Clusterfuck, after having told his family, aides and political allies that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, held a press conference to admit that he was actually in Argentina having an affair.

by Sanford2012NOT June 24, 2009

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colonel clusterfuck

someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up

everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.

by j son May 25, 2009

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Mongolian Clusterfuck

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.

The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.

by Fatty July 2, 2003

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