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a fatass psycho lonely dike who no one likes and takes up so much fucking space its insane
Student 1: did you see coach miller today? she looks bigger than usual!
Student 2: i know right? how is that fat cunt a gym teacher but has never once stepped in an actual gym her entire life, thats crazy.
Someone who is at home watching a sport event (such as football etc.) on television at home and thinks that they know how to play the sport better than those that are actually competing. This leads to unnecessary yelling of comments towards the screen, which the athletes can not hear anyway.
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
*PASS THE BALL! COME ON! PASS THE BALL!*
Come on dude, quit being such a couch coach.
A talkative, boring, geriatric, and cruel teacher.
Your dad is such a coach muhl.
the best history teacher ever. best basketball coach. don’t ever trust coach hall fun though.
guy 1- have you heard about coach hall?
guy2- yeah he’s the best teacher ever!
An unempathetic coach
He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do
“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”
“That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”
A deadly man, stay away! Don't mess with him, or he will get you. Tall male. he farts a lot...don't go on a date with him or he will fart on your food before you get it. He always wears crazy sock. He also has an insanely big booty puttooty.
DEFFINETLY DON'T BE A COACH MIK.