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when you get an erection multiple times per day because you have way too much free time, especially when being quarantined indefinitely.
Friend: Dude get on Warzone, we need a 4th.
You: Bro I can't, I got the corona dick I'll be on a little later.
Friend: Damn bro when are you going to get over that?
You: I don't know man, I don't know when it will end.
When politicians enact unpopular, painful measures to reduce the number of Covid-19 infections and deaths, while tapping on the country’s financial reserves or borrowing money to procure as many vaccines, masks, ventilators, and PPEs for the population.
Had Donald J. Trump’s corona calculus been to minimize infection and death rather than scheme to reduce his business losses, and to maximize supplies of medical equipment and essential goods instead of benefiting himself and his cronies, he might still be serving a second term today.
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A person who abandons all of their principles, their countries interests, or basic common sense as soon as they face any financial pressure from the Chinese Government or Chinese citizens in America
"Hey, did you hear about how Joe Biden made it illegal to link COVID-19 to China, even though it indisputably originated in China?"
"Man, Biden is such a Corona cuck"
when your face-to-face classes are canceled due to the coronavirus outbreak and you have a midterm coming up. instead of taking your midterms in class you take it online where you can obviously google up answers; therefore getting a corona grade.
im so glad I on a corona grade on my midterm or I would have failed my calc class.
A phenomenon that is often observed near a conductor. When the electric field in the vicinity of the conductor is sufficiently strong, electrons resulting from random ionizations of air molecules near the conductor accelerate away from their parent molecules.
High-voltage power lines experience corona discharge.
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Someone who think the Coronavirus won't happen to them and spend time outside increasing the likelihood of them contracting the virus.
Person 1: How did Alex get Coronavirus?
Person 2: He didn't take it seriously and got himself sick by treating the virus as if it's some sort of joke. He's something I call a Corona-idiot
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The cure to Coronavirus Sometime Soon
Soon kids will be able to drink Corona Extra
it will be the cheapest Beer
hey can I have a dollar to go buy some corona extra
Corona Extra is a pale lager produced by Cervecería Modelo in Mexico and owned by AB InBev in Belgium. It is one of the top-selling beers worldwide.
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