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To impregnate or get pregnant. (its just like kick the bucket as referring to finding out your dying in this case finding out you got her knocked up
Hey congrats i heard you kick the cradle. boy or girl?
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A lacrosse term where where someone aggressively cradles with their biceps
Guy 1: Dude someone needs to tell that guy not to power cradle
Guy 2: You fucking idiot it's called an Alan Cradle
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Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.
"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!
"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."
"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"
When you're banging a Koreatown tranny in the ass doggy style with her dick hanging down and both of your nut sacks are clapping together rhythmically like Newton's Cradle.
Scott heard a loud clapping sound coming from the top bunk of E40 so Jake turned the light on to see Trevor and Alexa doing the K-Town Cradle.
When a woman takes her male partner for a weekend away to a place in Tasmania called Cradle Mountain, thus entitling her to ownership of his testicles for eternity. Most men don't believe of this curse when warned prior, but on return from the cursed mountain, he will be sampling cheese platters and playing tennis on a regular basis. As she now owns his nuts, she will never allow him to drink with mates again, he is now a slave to her every need; he has the Cradle Mountain Curse.
Woman: "Hey honey, we should get away for the weekend." Man: "sounds good babe, where were you thinking?" Woman: "how about Cradle Mountain??" (Knowing full well he will be infected with the Cradle Mountain Curse) Man: "okay"
Last night she wanted to cradle my botch ; grabbed and rubbed my ballsack
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The Missouri Newton's Cradle is an activity in which 4 or more men tie a rope or string with a weight around their scrotum. They line up, generally close together and facing one direction, and the one in the front pulls their weight forward and releases it so it hits the weight behind his. This will go on to the last person and then you have completed the Missouri Newton's Cradle.
Have you seen Josh, he has been walking funny ever since he took 50 pounds at last night's Missouri Newton's Cradle.