Random
Source Code

Water melon crawl

When someone falls down and in an effort to "walk it off" and look like they didn't get hurt, they can only "crawl it off" because they have knocked the wind out of themselves..

Did you guys see Marty fall in the turn racing his dirt bike? He water melon crawled back across the track and almost got ran over.

by Drunkinskater December 12, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


white net crawl

state of mind/body when one is high on heroin

that guy is on the white net crawl and looking to score some more

by the dg April 23, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dead Seal Crawl

1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.

2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.

1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.

2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.

by Xx.xX June 19, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


mall crawling

walking very slow to an important destination as though it is only a regular mall trip

coach tells her athletes to stop mall crawling and get on the track

by asiaj0809469 May 27, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Running Pub Crawl

An epic event in which teams of athletes race through a city on foot, stopping at predetermined bars to drink predetermined amounts of alcohol, with penalties for puking such as liquor shots or fast food eating. The first team to finish their alcohol at the last bar wins.

Hurry up and drink! You can puke outside if you have to, but we have to get going because the other team is 30 seconds behind us! We don't want to lose the running pub crawl!

by Runner` November 27, 2009


virtual pub crawl

When Rona 2020 ruins all your plans, so you take matters into your own hands and have all your friends join together on video to travel around each room in your house which is treated like a different bar. Name each bar/room according to your theme (i.e., Elfโ€™s Alehouse a.k.a. The guest bedroom) 2 drink limit per pub to set yourself up for the best hangover while being together, apart, in the spirit of social distancing. The best part is no uber required!

The Scoota gang is dressed like a Christmas tree in the Elfโ€™s Alehouse on their virtual pub crawl this weekend. #sweaterweatherisbettertogetherapart

by Scootmagoot April 5, 2020


Guitar Hero Crawl

When you play guitar hero so long that when you look away, flat surfaces look like they are melting or crawling up.

Broseph, I played RockBand so long last night i got Guitar Hero crawl so bad i thought the walls were melting.

by Jony911 February 1, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž