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A slurr to use against the British
Get some braces you crumpet fucker
a slur of loft lotus because theyre fucking british and that embarrassing
oh my hod that crumpet fucker is being embarrassing
something gingers eat for lunch
oh those tea & crumpets look nice
Remember when we threw those fucking crumpet munchers' tea into the Boston harbor.
Crumpet muncher is a similar term to “curry muncher” the difference is it’s a insult to the British
“Shut the fuck up crumpet muncher”
"Mate, your sister's anal gaping pics are immense. "
"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."
The act of a woman or person with a clitoris masturbating while laying face down.
Named after Netflix's Sex Education character Aimee, who is shown doing this in Season 1. Afterwards, she tells friends: “I’ve been wanking all night; I ate four packets of crumpets, and I think my clit might drop off."
Crumpeting is the preferred masturbation position of many people because it puts pleasurable weight and pressure on the genitals. There is also a feminist element to the celebration of crumpeting, in that a lot of porn designed to cater to the male gaze shows women wanking on their backs, legs splayed wide so that men can see everything; in reality, plenty of women prefer touching themselves in ways that are less about performing for others and more about genuinely pleasuring themselves.
"Crumpeting is my favourite way to reach orgasm. I like to lay on top of my vibrator with the duvet pulled over me, all cosy."