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The best insult ever. Just imagine the crustiest female area.
Me - Dude, why are you such a cunt crust?
Dude - Oh Steve, I'm so sorry that I'm just not as supercool as you. Please, accept my most sincere apologies.
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The stuff on an STD riddled vagina. Usually with dry inflammation stuck to it, warts, bumps, the works...
I was gonna fuck that ho for 10 bucks, but her panties were covered in DRY muff crust. She prolly had Clap or someting.
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A person, typically female, from the region of Crest in East County, San Diego that dates an inordinate number of guys in a short amount of time.
"That girl is a Crust Hussy. She's dated all my friends in the past 4 months."
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1. The crusty, often hard-to-reach mucous found just behind the cartilage of the wealthy elite.
2. One who holds his or her nose high above everyone else in such great disdain, allowing septal mucosa to solidify in such a way.
3. A member of the Wealthy Elite (often of "old money") who treats others as though they were mere peasants born into (and destined to remain in) servitude.
Jill, though a modest girl, always knew she was destined for greater things. Though, she was always reluctant to accept any promotion that might benefit her in such a was to classify her as over-privileged, or upper-crust. The mere thought of it left the bitterest taste in her mouth.
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When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.
I couldn't eat it man, she had curtain crust!
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A crusty substance coming off of some guy's balls. This is an advanced stage of crotch rot. It mostly comes from not showering, not cleaning your balls or wearing the same boxers/tighty whities for weeks, even months.
Guy: What the hell is all that nasty crusty stuff coming out of that guy's pant leg?
Other Guy: Aww dude... he has a serious condition of ball crust. I bet his boxers have fused with his scrotum by now considering the output of the crust.
Towelie: Wanna go get high?
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When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
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