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Synonyms: Like A Boss/Hoss
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
My Nigga
Fly Like A G6
Description of a he and/or she that is above and beyond cool.
Making a comparison to the "cooling agents" found in cucumbers.
Parker: Hey!
Churd: Sup?
Parker: What you been up to?
Churd: Jus got done tappn dat ass...
Parker: ... Like-A-Cucumber!
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When you knock her so hard for so long your dick turns a violet purple color
Yo dude, I had a great purple cucumber last night
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A man with a thick and (LONG) cock. Also may smell like fish due to non-hygenic person.
Frank has a sea cucumber, its nice, but FUCK it smells!
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Cucumber or cukes is made up of 90% water, which is easily digested, but what happens with the other 10%? The problem is that this % accumulates along the sides and roof of your mouth, and a largre portion of this percent subsides just before your airvalves. When a person breathes a very distant (almost matched to garlic breathe) smell exhales from your mouth, this is called "Cucumber breath."
It is regarded among many as a vile form of behaviour and many proffesionals recommend that one only eats cucummber in private. Not to be shared as a social food or treat. Also watch out for 'Persian Cucumbers' as their smell is much worse.
Jenna: "Hey babe, your breathe is honking (Holds nose)"
Stephen: "But all I had was this measely cucumber..."
Jenna: "Eeuw! Haven't you heard of 'Cucumber Breathe'? Sorry babe, but your gonna have to wait for your anniversary present."
Stephen: "(Sulks)."
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A dick with hair covering a majority of the shaft and foreskin.
"Fuck him? I didn't even blow him. He had a full on hairy cucumber and I GTFO.
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When a girl is on her period, so she fucks your ass with a cucumber whilst biting the cucumber off bit by bit and spitting it into a salad bowl. She would then finger herself and scrape the blood into the salad bowl as a form of dressing
Yeah I saw the Stained Cucumber on Pornhub and nearly threw up
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To be unhappy, disgruntled or gypped at one's situation, particulary where someone else is getting a better deal than you, ie they get a grape and you only get a cucumber.
'What a rip off! I'm totally going to throw the cucumber on this one…'
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