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Eye Dentist

A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more arrrs.

*spitty lisping* Oh, so you're not a "real doctor" you're an eye dentist *spits*
Is that arrrs or hours? Both.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 12, 2024


dentist gravy

The best name you can give your child.

Sound: 10/10
Syllables: 10/10
Spelling: Adaptable
Nicknames: Den, Denny, Tessa, Gray, Vi.

Dentist Gravy. Need I say more?

"Hey, what's your name?"
"Hi, I'm Dentist Gravy!"

by sageywagey January 16, 2022


dentist' eve

The day before going to the dentist'.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna go get a slushy tonight?
Guy 2 : Nah, can't man it's dentist' eve.
gUY 1: Oh, Good luck.

by reliomg April 3, 2012


Dentisting

Ejaculating semen onto the pubes of someone, after which you put your teeth on it and 'brush your teeth' with her pubes and your semen.

"Yeah bro, she said she loved it when I was dentisting her!"

"I can't wait to be dentisting on her pubes!"

by Jo de Jong January 11, 2019


anti dentist

anti dentist is the hatred towards dentists, everyone should hate them or you're my enemy
created by the real club owner in giu basil

Ohio Mate! Did you see how that dentist was acting towards me?! That's why I'm anti dentist most of the time!

by alexoi1 March 17, 2023


financial dentist

Refers to someone who provides a low-income person with the most ideal and reasonable/healthy type of monetary assistance --- he simply "fills in the gaps" in the indigent person's financial life, such as purchasing economy-grade groceries, buying a few separate tools (extra points if the person requests/accepts used tools from a thrift store or yard sale) to replace broken/worn/missing ones in the person's toolbox, providing maintenance/repair materials to fix/upgrade things around the person's house, and so on.

Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany only asks me to be a financial dentist for her, rather than expecting me to buy her everything under the sun. Plus not only does she never try to pressure me to go along on any of her boring mall-shopping trips, but she also always cuddles up with me while I'm browsing Amazon/E-Bay to locate the lowest price on the occasional replacement item or tape/disc that she wants, and accompanies me hand-in-hand to Goodwill or the local pawn-shops/thrift-stores whenever I go scrounging for bargains on the few simple household/recreational items that she does ask me for... her warm-hearted gratitude-filled companionship during these somewhat-tedious endeavors is an welcome bonus all on its own, of course, but her always being at my side also means that she's right there to actually observe and inspect each of the items that I'm thinking of choosing for her, and so she can more easily/reliably determine if the item I'm looking at is indeed the best choice to fulfill her needs.

by QuacksO August 15, 2017